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FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Villages Defended:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	9282
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	126
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	960545
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Towns Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2228	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1414	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!