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WeddingCraft: No Intellect, No Invite!

acceptance, autism, Boundaries, discrimination, family dynamics, group home, high functioning, inclusion, INTELLECT, intellectual disability, intellectually disabled, intellectually disabled partner, invite, major corporation, Narcissistic, relationships, Rude, social stigma, special needs, STEM doctorate, Understanding, wedding ban, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, twists, and turns at every corner.

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!

BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

breakup haircut, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup reinvention, breakup self-care, breakup style transformation, BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP, confidence boost, emotional hair changes, Hair Transformations, male fashion, male grooming, Male self improvement, male self-care, male self-confidence, male self-esteem, men’s hairstyles, men’s mental health, new beginnings, post-breakup makeover, self-care

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Star Shards Collected:	93	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

DrunkCraft: The Bar Brawl Server

abhorrent actions, alcohol-induced antics, appalling actions, bar, brawl, disgraceful behavior, disgusting actions, disturbing actions, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken shenanigans, embarrassing moments, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, intoxicated behavior, nauseating behavior, outrageous behavior, public intoxication, repulsive behavior, revolting actions, Server, shameful behavior, shocking behavior, vile actions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7823	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Votes:	2190

Have you ever seen a drunk player in Minecraft try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Plus, our exclusive “Drunk Minecraft Olympics” event will have you laughing until you cry as players compete in ridiculous challenges while under the influence. So come on over and see what all the drunken shenanigans are about – just make sure to watch your back around those pigs!

NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection

autonomic nervous system, Body, Brain, breathing exercises, Communication, Connection, fight or flight response, health, holistic health, longest nerve, meditation, mental health, mind-body connection, MindBody, NerveCraft, nervous system, neuroscience, parasympathetic nervous system, physical health, Relaxation, stress response, vagus nerve, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!

imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	209967	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Windpress is a publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality books on a wide range of topics. With a focus on innovation and creativity, Windpress strives to bring unique and engaging content to readers around the world. Their team of experienced professionals works tirelessly to ensure that each book is meticulously crafted and meets the highest standards of quality. Through their dedication to excellence, Windpress continues to make a mark in the publishing industry.

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBT+ Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, Community, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord communication, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, Ledger, Lgbt, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (hosted on 1.21)
Members	350 server members, 550 total members

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply through the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Private ticket system
Diamond economy
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events
Pokemon channel

Are there any mini seasons in the server?

Yes, mini seasons are held to bridge the gaps between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes like space, magic, etc.

How important is Discord for the server?

Discord is essential for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server, but there is also a Discord Member role available for chatting and breaks from playing.

AffordableCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, affordable education, affordable future, affordable healthcare, affordable housing, affordable initiatives, affordable lifestyle, affordable living, affordable opportunities, affordable options, affordable policies, affordable prices, affordable products, affordable resources, affordable services, affordable solutions, AffordableCraft, America, Economy, Make America Affordable Again, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchantments and potions? Look no further, because on our server, we’re making America affordable again! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your useless dirt blocks for valuable resources, thanks to our revolutionary economy system.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – WowCraft SMP – The World of Minecraft Generators

August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, Gaming Community, Gaming news, Generators, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official WoW News, online gaming, smp, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video games, warcraft lore, weapon transmog, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft Gener, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8763
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to ride a Korkron Nightsaber into battle? We got you covered. How about wielding a Stormhammer weapon transmog? We’ve got that too!

Our server is like no other, with events that will blow your mind and challenges that will test your skills to the max. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret portal to the World of Warcraft… 😉

MaidMania Minecraft Server

argument with friend, avoiding new boyfriend, disrespectful request, embarrassing situation, exclusive party, friend drama, humiliating request, MaidMania, meaningful relationship, Minecraft, not a killjoy, not a prude, not wearing costume, refusing to participate, Server, skimpy maid outfit, standing up for boundaries, supportive friend, themed party, weird rich people thing, weird taste, well off family

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crops Grown:	4967
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t force you to wear skimpy maid costumes to join the party! Unlike some beach party guy who shall remain nameless, we believe in respecting boundaries and having a good time without any weird rich people requests.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually values your comfort. No need to worry about being pressured into anything you’re not comfortable with, because on our server, we’re all about having fun in a chill and inclusive environment.

So leave the drama and skimpy costumes behind, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a beach party when you can have a blast with us? Plus, we promise not to ask you to dress up as a maid, unless you really want to…just kidding! Join now and let’s have a hilarious time together!

VacayWreckedCraft

Airbnb, backyard, bbq, code violation, Community, elderly couple, Hoa, jacuzzi, neighbors, noise complaint, nosy neighbors, privacy, privacy concerns, raised deck, rental, resort town, rude behavior, shared gate, vacation, vacation ruined, VacayWreckedCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	207
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling on your deck, minding your own business, when suddenly, a wild elderly couple appears next door! But wait, they’re not just any elderly couple, they’re the BBQ-hating, jacuzzi-avoiding, angry neighbors from hell! This dynamic duo decided to rent out the house next door and immediately started throwing shade your way. But fear not, for you are the ruler of your own deck kingdom! Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance and staying on your deck until the wee hours of the night. Who needs sleep when you can assert your backyard dominance, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to recreate this epic showdown with your virtual neighbors! Build the most epic deck kingdom and show those pixelated neighbors who’s boss. Will you be the BBQ-hating neighbor or the deck-dominating ruler? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!