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BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Chans, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, Dangerous, edge runners, Edgy, Exploration, love, Mystery, Obsession, PALS, pipo, PIXEL, Playground, question.., risky behavior, societal norms, Stereotypes, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, White, why

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	564	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

3D debuts, 3d modeling, Advancements, animation, augmented reality, blocky, breaking new ground, creativity, Cutting Edge, debut, debut showcase, design, digital art, Enna, Future, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, lolz, Server, sub 10k, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	8818	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

673964341, Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, discussion, forum thread, internet, Message, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online platform, Party, post, Server, Thread, User, virtual

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	4773	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Votes:	594
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2236	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	512200
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

Abraham Lincoln, american history, battle, civil war, CivilCraft, Confederacy, Conflict, Emancipation Proclamation, gettysburg, Hilarity, History, lolz, meets, Military, north vs south, Politics, Reconstruction, Richmond, secession, Slavery, states’ rights, union, united states, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!