🔥Sit to Pee Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8142	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3859
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	1341
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Emeralds Found:	9877
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	560795	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”