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EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft politics are more intense than a heated family dinner.

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description	EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
Features	Dynamic world with evolving eras Forge alliances and build empires Random events for added challenges Adaptability is key to success
Join Us	Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes EVO CIVS different from other Minecraft servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on evolving through eras and adapting to changing gameplay, rather than just accumulating wealth.
How do eras work on the server?	Each era unlocks new resources and gear, challenging players to excel in different environments.
What role do random events play?	Random events introduce unexpected challenges and opportunities for players to test their adaptability.
How can I succeed on EVO CIVS?	Success on the server comes from being able to evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

ANYTHING.., budgeting, CARD, credit card, financial responsibility, Fun, gift, impulse buy, indulgence, long tail tags, luxury, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, PRESENT, put on card, retail therapy, shopping, shopping spree, smp, SPENDING, Splurge, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	5540	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

DepressoVibesMC SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	804	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Zombie Dances:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!

Doc Harassment Zone

Doc, DOCTORS, female doctors, gender bias, gender discrimination, Harassment, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Internal Medicine Journal, International, male doctors, medical professionals, Patients, research, review, sexual harassment, statistics, study, survey, workplace harassment, workplace safety, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	9097
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

come join our minecraft server cuz we have doctors getting sexually harassed by patients! it’s like a soap opera but in block form! watch as the drama unfolds and the creepers explode in the background. with over 50% of female doctors affected, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come build your own hospital and see if you can avoid the unwanted advances of your pixelated patients. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places. join now for a medical adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Pezzy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	950
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232

Pezzy is a talented musician and rapper known for his unique flow and lyricism. Hailing from Detroit, he has quickly made a name for himself in the hip-hop scene with his energetic performances and introspective tracks. Pezzy continues to push boundaries with his music, earning respect from fans and critics alike.