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BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	3829	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

blocky, Brain, brain activity, brain health, brain imaging, brain scans, depression, long-term treatment outcomes, medication, mental health, mental health advancements, mental health diagnosis, mental health outcomes, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, neuroscience, personalized treatment, Predicting, predictive technology, Psychiatry, scans, Therapy, Treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4992	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1830	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

best puzzle games, boom brain it on, boomgonza, brain game, brain it on, brain it on boomgonza, gaming stream, Minecraft, mobile games, physics game, physics puzzle, puzzle game, Puzzle Games, Server, vamp tiktok, vampyro, vampyro youtube, vampyro111, youtube stream

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6383	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

9/11, al-qaeda, antifa, BLOCK, build narratives, change policy, CIA project, Columbine shooting, contract killer, control the country, Controlled, enemy countries, false flag operations, Gladios, glowie front, Isis, Minecraft, MK Ultra, occupied territories, operation gladio, orchestrated, Order of Nine Angels, Party, proud boys, radical far right, serial killers, Server, stay behind armies, terrorist groups, Trench Coat Mafia, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5033	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchantments Applied:	161	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7003
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4738	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!

LuxuryCraft1999

20 years ago, Advancements, convenience, Decadence, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lifestyle, luxury, LuxuryCraft1999, MODERN, normal, opulence, Privilege, progress, rare, status symbol, Technology, trends

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate luxury of having unlimited diamonds! Back in the day, diamonds were just a shiny rock, but now they are like gold (literally). Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a good ol’ fashioned diamond hunt. So come join us and live the high life of a diamond hoarder in our virtual world, where luxury is just a pickaxe swing away!