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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5992 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 102 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
