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SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

AniCraft Matrix Minecraft Server

A, Akiba, AMI, AniCraft, ANIKURA, Anime, Anime Series, anison, ANISON MATRIX, anniversary days, club, debiru, drunken hell, jager stocks, marble, matrix, Minecraft, MOGRA, MOGRA COUNTDOWN PARTY, New Years event, otaku club, Remixes, Server, Threads, toradora, UNTZ, Vanilla, Yusaku Kato, アニソンマトリクス

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	255
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3762	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server, where every Saturday is a wild event with guest DJs like Yusaku Kato and Marble spinning the hottest tracks. We’re gearing up for the big ONE FIVE celebration, so stock up on Jager because things are about to get crazy! Our time table is packed with epic DJs like oddrella, HokBoy, and even chefoba (that’s you, by the way).

But wait, what’s MOGRA, you ask? It’s an anikura club in Akiba that’s been rocking the otaku scene for over a decade. We play all the best anison tunes, from vanilla to remixes of your favorite anime series. And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t worry – Ami won the toradora and we’ve got five anniversary days coming up that are going to blow your mind. Day 5 is the wildest, so get ready for a drunken debiru-filled adventure. Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life – you won’t regret it!

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

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We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	177
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.