New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Sister’sHubbySlip

    Sister’sHubbySlip
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Votes: 2187 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

    Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3644
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 794
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4510 Towns Built: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 200
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Falling into the Void: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 154
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4296
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3397
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9238
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4196
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2058
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 235

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

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