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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!
We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!
