sister’s wedding Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, destination wedding, family drama, family expectations, financial constraints, maturity level, out of state travel, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, school schedule, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, social media conflict, Time management, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding planning, work-life balance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	1555	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4513
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting? Look no further than our server! We understand that life can get crazy with work, school, and family responsibilities. That’s why we offer a stress-free, drama-free environment where you can escape from it all and just have some fun.

Unlike some brides-to-be, we won’t block you on Facebook Messenger for not being able to drop everything and fly to Malibu for a wedding. We won’t guilt trip you for having to work or take care of your great grandma. We get it, life happens.

Join our server and let loose with some epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a fancy wedding in Malibu when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come on over and join the fun – because here, everyone is welcome, no matter what life throws your way!

WeddingWarsMC

Disrespect, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family pressure, Grief, insensitivity, late wife, mourning, personal boundaries, self-care, sister’s wedding, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for your past or your grief! We understand the struggles of losing a loved one and we’re here to support you, unlike OP’s unsupportive family.

On our server, you can build a virtual shrine for your lost loved one, like a giant diamond statue of your wife Lily riding a pig into the sunset. Or maybe you can recreate the family necklace in pixel art form and wear it proudly in the game. The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where grief is understood and respected. Plus, we have a strict no ghosting policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unwanted hauntings during your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a family necklace when you can have a virtual diamond crown, am I right?

SnoopCraftWeddingDrama

Apologize.., big day, caught snooping, Contribute, crossed a line, Curious, Defensive, financial records, Home office, mistake, MONEY, reconsider, refusing to pay, Safe, sister’s wedding, SnoopCraftWeddingDrama, standing my ground, technology company, Wedding, work from home

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snooping through financial records is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure as you explore hidden safes and uncover the secrets of your fellow players.

Imagine the thrill of sneaking into someone’s virtual office and discovering their digital fortune! Will you be the master of espionage or the victim of a nosy sibling? Only time will tell on our server.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of family feuds over virtual weddings. Will you stand your ground like a boss or give in to the pressure of your virtual parents? The choice is yours on our server, where every decision counts and every action has consequences.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start snooping, scheming, and stirring up trouble in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything goes and drama is always on the menu. See you there!

WeddingDayDisaster Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, ex boyfriend, exposing secrets, family conflict, family drama, family fallout, family loyalty, family relationships, Golden Child, maid of honor, Minecraft, Server, sibling rivalry, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, wedding chaos, wedding day disaster, wedding drama, wedding meltdown, wedding scandal, wedding speech, WeddingDayDisaster

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some chaotic fun? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama queen like this 30F did at her sister’s wedding!

Imagine the thrill of exposing your sibling’s secret affair in front of all your friends and family, just like a real-life soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you can create your own scandalous moments in the virtual world?

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate through family feuds, relationship betrayals, and epic meltdowns. Don’t miss out on the chance to stir up some trouble and be the talk of the server!

SisterWeddingNoGo

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, Cheating, compromise, DATING, Guilt, maid of honour, Messaging, messy breakup, missed calls, refusing to go, relationships, sister’s wedding, SisterWeddingNoGo, Support, Surprise, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	131076
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister’s wedding.

Imagine a world where your best friend’s maid of honor is actually your ex who cheated on you – talk about a plot twist! Will you choose to attend the wedding and face your past, or will you stand your ground and refuse to go like a true Minecraft warrior?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like something out of a soap opera?

Join us now for a server experience like no other, where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DoggoWeddingNoShow

alternative solutions, balance issues, BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, Chronic illness, compromise, coordination problems, disability, DoggoWeddingNoShow, family drama, Family Support, health jeopardized, HEARTBREAK, inconsiderate, Max, Mobility, muscle weakness, selfish accusations, service dog, sister’s wedding, unnecessary drama

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the wild story of a 28F player who has a service dog named Max. This player’s sister, Jenna, is getting married and demands that the player attend the wedding without Max because he might “ruin the ambiance.” Can you believe it? Drama, betrayal, and heartbreak – all on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the player trying to negotiate with Jenna, offering to arrive early and leave before the reception, all to no avail. The player ultimately decides to miss the wedding, causing a family feud and leaving everyone shocked.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you find such insane stories and outrageous drama? Join now and be a part of the madness!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	8068	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSnubWeddingRevenge

bitter feelings, Bridesmaid, college dropout, divorce process., family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, lack of support, long-distance relationship, not attending, parenting struggles, past relationship, rebuilding relationships, relationship issues, sibling rivalry, single mother, sister’s wedding, SisterSnubWeddingRevenge, wedding invitation, WIBTA, young marriage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family feuds that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have to navigate through complicated relationships and make tough choices. Will you attend your sister’s wedding, despite the bitterness and resentment? Or will you focus on raising your virtual son and juggling college and work like a pro?

But don’t worry, we promise there will be no ex-husbands partying instead of attending appointments on this server. Just pure Minecraft fun and chaos that will keep you on your toes at all times. Join now and experience the drama for yourself!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boxers, causing a scene, Commando, Confrontation, family friend, Inappropriate Behavior, kilt, Minecraft, no harm done, OFFENDED, older woman, refusal to apologize, Server, sister’s wedding, Traditional, true Scotsman, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding party, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7024
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	260038
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a wedding reception with a drunk aunt? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.

But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?

So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

Hamas, Hamas member death, Hamas member killed, Hamas official, Hamas says, Hamas spokesperson, Hamas statement, Killed, member killed in Tyre, Minecraft, Senior Hamas member, Server, Tyre, Tyre attack, Tyre incident, Tyre killing, TyreCraft, UNRWA employee, UNRWA staff death, UNRWA staff member, UNRWA staffer, UNRWA staffer killed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	117
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	494519	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	9137	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6796	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Votes:	8445	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	1692	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2112
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

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Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Animals Bred:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	9990

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS