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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 131 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 263 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1114 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!