| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8866 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Server Anarchy
65.108.99.34:12460
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2852 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 243 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3503 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4173 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6432 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 569011 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7331 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8043 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1607 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 879574 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2952 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5741 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 83 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4926 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 4730 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9693 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
