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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3597 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!