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  • NopeCraft

    NopeCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9066
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Villages Defended: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

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    Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure

    Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132

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  • Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!

    Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

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    Melios SMP Server

    Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!

    Featuring:

    NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
    Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so!
    Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible
    Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used.

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.

    We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂

    Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Read more: https://meliosmp.com

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community.
    What time do server events usually happen? Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

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  • Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server

    Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Votes: 6269
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of food and the importance of keeping your virtual characters well-fed! Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for virtual food to keep your characters from becoming emasculated. Trust us, you don’t want to see what happens when you neglect their hunger – let’s just say it’s not a pretty sight!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild and wacky creatures that will keep you on your toes. From giant chickens that can fly to zombie pigs that breakdance, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you unlimited powers and turns you into a Minecraft god.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t give food to the emasculated – unless you want to see chaos unfold before your very eyes!

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  • StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness

    StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3699
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like Cody vs Solo, where they fought over who had the best pet llama and ended up summoning a giant chicken to settle the score. And don’t even get us started on Dave – rumor has it he’s been smoking crack and building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Plate3 Minecraft Server

    Plate3 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2757
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Gods Slained: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual plates as you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for unlimited food options and no limit on how many plates you can devour in one sitting. Just like this mom’s daughter who went for a third plate at a family dinner, you can indulge in all the virtual food your heart desires.

    But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!

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  • LazyCraft: AITA?

    LazyCraft: AITA?
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6447
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

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  • EternalYouthCraft

    EternalYouthCraft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7455
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 652537 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

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    Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

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  • CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

    CraftyConflict Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1462
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

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    so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this new president dude who is, like, totally battling the revolutionary guard to stop a crazy war with israel. it’s, like, intense man. but don’t worry, you can totally escape all that drama by joining our server and building some sick builds. plus, the president dude might even pop in and help you fight off some creepers or something. it’s, like, a wild ride, man. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while dodging international conflicts and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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  • PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

    PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9009
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Chimeras Created: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461
    Farms Harvested: 655 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

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    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

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  • IndecisiveCraft

    IndecisiveCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8067
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Zombie Dances: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

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    so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

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