Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!
Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?
So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?
Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever witness. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs!
And as for advice about your sex life? Well, let’s just say our server is so lit that even your younger self would be getting some serious game. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos!
we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.
Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!
Welcome to Pokeblocks, the PixelmonFR server! Dive into the Pokémon universe on Pokeblocks, a modded French Minecraft server that invites you to experience an immersive and captivating adventure.
Catch over 900 Pokémon in the wild or by battling other players. Train your Pokémon and evolve them to become the most powerful. Face your friends in thrilling battles and become the ultimate champion. Explore a vast and beautiful world filled with secrets to discover. Participate in events and quests to obtain unique rewards. And much more ! The Pokeblocks team is working hard to add new features and continuously improve the gaming experience. Join us now and be part of the adventure!
Please note that the server is still under development, and some features may not yet be functional.
91.197.6.222:25578
| Welcome to New Dawn! |
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| A whitelisted survival Minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds! |
| Join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6 |
A: To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at the provided link. From there, you can request to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.
A: Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no stealing from bases, and respecting other players. Be sure to read the full rules on the Discord server.
A: The server sticks to vanilla as much as possible, but there are some added features like the shop system with diamonds to enhance gameplay.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist process on the Discord server.
A: You can report any issues or ask for help in the Discord server. The moderators and admins are there to assist you with any problems you may encounter.
Why should you join RICHARD SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! And that’s just a typical Tuesday on RICHARD SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you find it and bust a move with the explosive guests?
Join us on RICHARD SMP for endless laughs, epic pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness on RICHARD SMP!
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥
Join our server and experience the craziest WTF moments that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face. From villagers doing the Macarena to pigs flying on jetpacks, you never know what absurdity awaits you around every corner.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to throw tea parties with the players. And rumor has it that if you can beat him in a dance-off, he’ll give you a diamond-encrusted crown fit for a Minecraft king.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Europe when you have our server to provide all the WTF moments you could ever dream of?