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HeartbreakCraft

Challenging, compassion, Diagnosis, Difficult, Disease, DOCTORS, emotional, Empathy, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, HeartbreakCraft, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking diagnosis, Illness, long tail tags, Medical, medical field, medical professionals, patient care, Patients, reddit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7909	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only diagnosis you’ll be getting is a severe case of fun! Our doctors (aka moderators) are always on call to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

From heart-pounding PvP battles to mind-boggling parkour challenges, this server will have you on the edge of your seat. And if you’re feeling down, our doctors will prescribe you with a dose of laughter and good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the healing begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic?

SkyCraft FunBus

air travel, Airline (Industry), AIRPLANES, Behavior, Buses, Communication, connectivity, convenience, digital nomads, digital transformation, FunBus, in-flight entertainment, long-haul flights, mobile internet, on the go, Passengers, productivity, Skycraft, Technology, Trains, travel, WiFi

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6826	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, liek, imagine you on a plane, right? and u got ur phone out, playin’ some minecraft, buildin’ ur epic castle. but then, u see the person next to u playin’ on the same server as u! u start chattin’ and tradin’ and becomin’ best buds all while flyin’ high in the sky. it’s gonna be like a whole new world of minecraft friendships at 30,000 feet! join our server and make friends in the clouds, cuz who needs in-flight movies when u got minecraft, amirite?

SugarGelBaldCraft

2dDR-SA gel, Animals, balding, Blood vessels, denseness, Dermatology, hair follicle length, hair growth, hair loss, humans, male pattern baldness, Mice, naturally occurring sugar, Regrowth, research, scientific discovery, scientists, study, SugarGelBaldCraft, topical treatment, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2163
Dimension Hops:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! Your hair starts growing back like crazy! It’s like magic, bro! Scientists say there’s some sugar stuff that can make your hair all luscious and thick again.

Just picture it, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your bald spot is covered in luxurious locks. It’s like a miracle, man! And all you gotta do is play on this server and let the magic happen.

So, like, join now and watch your hair grow back faster than you can say “creeper”. It’s a wild ride, my dude!

BlockyBias Minecraft Server

abiding moral conviction, ad blockers, annoyance, Blacks, BlockyBias, controversial beliefs, Digital Marketing, discrimination, ethical dilemma, Eugenics, Frustration, Hate Speech, internet browsing, intrusive ads, Jews, Minecraft, online advertising, privacy concerns, racism, Server, Social Issues, sterilized, targeted advertising

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is ad-free! No more pesky pop-ups ruining your gaming experience. Join us and experience the bliss of uninterrupted gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter or will you run away screaming like a little baby zombie?

So come on down to our ad-free, chicken-run, ghost-infested Minecraft server and see what adventures await you. Just watch out for those god damn fucking ads…oops, did we say that out loud?

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, amusement, bemusement, bewilderment, BootyCraft, butt, Comical, confusion, Curiosity, funny, humor, humoristic, JOKE, meme, Minecraft, perplexity, pondering, question.., quizzical, sarcasm, satire, Server, why

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7367
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most butt-tastic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. We have a giant rainbow-colored llama that roams the server, giving out hugs to anyone who dares to approach it. But beware, it also spits out glitter bombs!

3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. Slices.

4. The PvP arena on our server is a giant inflatable bounce house filled with slime blocks. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s a whole lot of fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the butt-tastic madness for yourself!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Gazan, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, misfires, Nuseirat, Palestinian, Rocket, School, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, there are rockets launching everywhere but instead of causing destruction, they just make funny sounds and shoot out confetti. And, get this, one time a rocket misfired and accidentally landed in a school in Nuseirat, but instead of exploding, it just turned all the students into cute little piggy characters. It was, like, the craziest thing ever! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything can happen, even if it’s totally random and nonsensical. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, fam!

CraftyPeaceBeijing

Beijing, Chinese state media, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyPeaceBeijing, DECLARATION, diplomatic efforts., Fatah, Hamas, historic moment, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, news report, palestinian authority, peace agreement, political factions, reconciliation, regional stability, signed agreement, unity government, yearslong rift

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got Hamas and Fatah signing declarations in Beijing like it’s no big deal. we got chinese state media reporting on our server events, that’s how lit it is. join now to witness the most insane political drama unfold in the world of minecraft. who needs factions when you got real life factions coming together in our server? come be a part of history, join now!

Toys for Wild Animals

Animal Behavior, animal behavior experiments, animal behavior observation, animal behavior patterns, animal behavior research, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal cognition, animal enrichment, animal happiness, animal instincts, animal play, animal psychology, animal welfare, Animals, Enrichment, joy, playing with toys, Toys, Wild, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where wild animals roam free and play with toys all day long! imagine seeing a pack of wolves chasing after a squeaky toy or a group of ocelots batting around a ball of yarn. it’s a wild party out there!

our server is so crazy that even the creepers have joined in on the fun. they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of dance parties and karaoke nights. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of pigs who have formed their own government and are working on building a piggy utopia. they’re always looking for new members to join their cause and help them overthrow the oppressive cow overlords.

so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper or a revolutionary pig. anything is possible in this crazy world!

FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!

Adults, associated, banana, beat, Blues, depressive symptoms, early life, finds, fruit intake, fruitcraft, late life, likelihood, new, Odds, orange, Papaya, reduced, Singapore, study, Tangerine, VEGETABLES, watermelon

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness

Plateou

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, betray, Chaos, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, DOMINATE, donut smp, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Immersive, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plateou, PvP, Rewards, Thrilling, Voting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	8538
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Plateou Voting! Plateou is the ultimate Lifesteal Anarchy Minecraft server, inspired by the excitement and chaos of the famous Donut SMP. Our server offers a thrilling experience where players can engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and betray friends to dominate the world of Plateou. Voting helps our server grow and brings in more players to enhance your experience. Cast your vote daily to earn exclusive rewards and support our community. Join us now and immerse yourself in the most exhilarating lifesteal anarchy adventure!

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