SisStopBeingAChildMCServer Minecraft Servers

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer Minecraft Servers

  • SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

    SisStopBeingAChildMCServer
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4205
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Votes: 9917 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

    CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7864
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Villages Defended: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent like james bond or somethin’? well, on this server, u can be just like that! we got spies everywhere, even in the virtual world of minecraft!

    iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!

    plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

    CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 2101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Farms Harvested: 373 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Runes Activated: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs

    CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6598
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!

    We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.

    So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LovebirdMineCraft

    LovebirdMineCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6240
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 6210

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got lovebirds flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business. not just any lovebirds, but the legendary Agapornis longipes, straight outta South Africa. these birds be droppin’ fossils like it’s hot in the Cradle of Humankind, makin’ our server the most lit place to be. come join us and witness the lovebird madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!

    InstaCraft: Where breaking blocks is a workout. No griefers allowed, only Minecraft maniacs welcome!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2227
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 145 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    InstaCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Details

    Server IP play.myinstacraft.com
    Website MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap Explore the Map
    Discord Join us on Discord

    About Us

    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

    What’s New

    Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.

    Features

    • Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    • Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    • Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    • Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    • Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

    Who We Are

    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has InstaCraft been around? InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong.
    What is the vision of InstaCraft? InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    What are some key features of InstaCraft? Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay.
    How can I join InstaCraft? You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord.
    Are there rules in place on InstaCraft? While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

    CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8506
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5034
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes (7.05) include updates like adding flying pigs and exploding chickens – because why not?

    Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).

    But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

    And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IntimidatingCopsMinecraftSMP

    IntimidatingCopsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8475
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Ores Mined: 9685 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Farms Harvested: 213

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are the police in your country so intimidating that you’d rather escape to a Minecraft SMP where the only law enforcement is a pack of wild wolves? Join us for a chance to live in a world where the only handcuffs are made of pixelated blocks and the only crime is not building epic structures. Say goodbye to real-life police drama and hello to virtual adventures where the only sirens you hear are from creepers exploding. So come on, join us and leave your fear of the police behind in the dust… or should I say, in the pixelated blocks!

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  • Potion Purge Minecraft Server

    Potion Purge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5208
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where throwing away expired medications is considered a crime? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate the heroes who take charge of their medicine cabinets!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community that values cleanliness and organization, even if it means making a hilarious video of yourself throwing away cough drops and Ibuprofen. Who knew cleaning out the medicine cabinet could cause so much drama?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure where throwing away expired medications is the ultimate act of rebellion. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take charge of your medicine cabinet, no matter the consequences!

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  • PropertyFlipperCraft

    PropertyFlipperCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 466
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Star Shards Collected: 135
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and explore our virtual cabins, where you can create your own legacy and build memories with your virtual family. Who knows, maybe your son will block you in the game too if you sell the cabin!

    Don’t worry about taxes and insurance here, because in our Minecraft world, everything is free! Sell your virtual property and use the money for retirement in the game, where the possibilities are endless.

    And if your son can’t afford to buy the cabin in real life, maybe he can earn enough virtual coins on our server to purchase it here! Who knows, maybe he’ll even bring his new virtual baby to visit you in the game.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be anything you want to be, even if it means being a virtual cabin owner with a dramatic family story!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkySteve in Minecraft SMP

    StinkySteve in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1917
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the smell of your own farts! Our server is equipped with special plugins that make all bodily odors disappear in a puff of rainbow-scented smoke. Say goodbye to stinky situations and hello to fresh air and adventure!

    Once, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into their base, causing a stench so foul that even the Ender Dragon gagged. But thanks to our quick-thinking admin team, the pigs were banished to the Nether and the base was cleansed with enchanted air fresheners.

    So if you’re tired of holding your nose while playing Minecraft, come join us and breathe easy in our odor-free world!

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