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  • SisStealsMyLoot

    SisStealsMyLoot
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9463
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial disputes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual empire! Just like the $66k in the mutual fund, you can grow your wealth and resources in the game.

    Forget about splitting funds with your sister, on our server, you can keep all the diamonds and emeralds for yourself! No need to worry about strained relationships or biased opinions, just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

    And who needs a will when you can leave a legacy in the form of epic structures and redstone contraptions on our server? Join now and let your creativity run wild without any family drama holding you back!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2551
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

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  • > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5099
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

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  • Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

    Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3151
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

    So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4358
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 146
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

    Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7995
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Potions Brewed: 132
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4420 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Runes Activated: 6

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  • Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

    Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4135
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

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  • Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

    Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9456
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Villages Defended: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Ores Mined: 3132 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

    And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5525
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5977 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crops Grown: 1007 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dimension Hops: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

    But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

    Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

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  • Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

    Nosey Minecraft SMP Players
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2658
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

    Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

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  • Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

    Forget Me Not Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5136
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4862 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

    So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

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