SisStayAway Minecraft Server

family drama, sibling issues, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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SisStayAway Minecraft Server

self-care, Exhausting, Minecraft, unreasonable, SisStayAway

Are you tired of being the designated host for all your friends and family? Do you need a break from constantly entertaining guests? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted visitors!

On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!

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PlanetCraftRacism

martians, humor, Space Travel, Xenophobia, speculative fiction

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

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ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

viking tribes, ZillaSMP, collide, Lore, Roleplaying

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

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To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

Server, shitshow, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

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WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

lovable, animal, adorable, Server, WhorcaCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

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UnattractiveCraft

societal expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, societal beauty standards, unconventional beauty

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

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Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

holiday threat, German court, Santas, plot foiled, secret

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

oppressive regime, KimJongCraft, Slang, Censorship, media censorship

come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

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ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

Development, humans, robotics, ai, Milestones

Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Sisstayaway

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

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