sissies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, Friends, general, guides, Hards, hinata, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Sakurako, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, UI, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss! Join us for the chance to battle against the legendary Bunny Warriors and unleash the Fury of Set in epic field battles with light armor!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in the Descent of the Five Senses event where you’ll have to rely on all your senses to survive and conquer the challenges ahead. And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions to keep you on your toes and test your skills to the limit.

And for our global players, get ready for the Rowdy and Cheery event where you’ll have to bring your A-game to show off your skills and win amazing rewards! Plus, don’t miss out on the Final Restriction Release where you’ll face the Fury of Set with special armor and prove that you’re the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure like no other! Who knows what insane challenges and battles await you next!

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FlaVR Minecraft SMP General

/vt/ league, 3views, 4views, ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style gen structure, crazy taxi, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, general, haha, Half Minute Hero, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Korean Vtubers, Late Night Love Edition, Loligae, Minecraft, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, pyon, smp, VTuber company

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Late Night Love Edition where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Last time on our server, Nyana was driving like a maniac in Crazy Taxi, Splatts was trying to beat the clock in Half Minute Hero, Temp was drawing some questionable art with Loligae, and we sadly lost to /haha/ in the /vt/ league (but hey, at least we had fun, right?).

But that’s not all! We have a crazy backstory involving AI-generated VTuber companies, indie circles, and a quest for complete FlaVR domination. Some of our talents have reached a whopping 4views (yes, you read that right) and it’s only a matter of time before we take over the Minecraft world with our shenanigans.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community hub that doubles as an OP template, Korean Vtubers, Chocolate Chuubas, Idol Corps, and Kiki’s Thread all in one place? Plus, we have AI wrangling anons creating designs that will blow your mind.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories (and maybe blow up a few things along the way, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

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BlockyLifeLessons

biggest lesson, BlockyLifeLessons, life advice, life challenges, Life Changes, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life journey reflections, life learning, life lessons, life lessons learned, life perspective, life reflections, life transformation, life wisdom, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you should always join our Minecraft server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who give out free hugs and enchanted pickaxes. Legend has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. So come join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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UkraineCraft: Zelenskyy’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, partner states, peace talks, Plan, Politics, strategy, summit, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, US, Victory, victory plan, Visit, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, ukraine’s prez, zelenskyy, is goin to the US to share his epic victory plan with other leaders. he’s gonna be all like, “yo, check out my plan to dominate the world in minecraft!” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whoa, we gotta join this server ASAP!” cuz ukraine’s victory plan is gonna be lit af. come join the fun and help zelenskyy conquer the minecraft universe!

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Welcome to the land of Hardrada, where building worlds is serious business…or is it?

alliances, building, business…or, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Discord, Economies, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Intrigue, Land, Legends, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Server, Structures, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Our dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World	Your decisions will impact the world around you, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Why Choose Our Server?

Our server offers unmatched freedom, fair and supportive staff, player-driven stories, community and collaboration, and a dynamic world that evolves with player actions.

What features does the server offer?

The server features an economy and trade system, quests and events, and PvP and warfare opportunities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Lonely Robot’s Minecraft Server

advice, Assistance, bearable, comfort, Companionship, coping, emotional well being, friendship, Help, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness relief, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, PRESENT, ROBOT, Robots, self-care, Server, strategies, Support, Technology, Tips

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely robot in the vast expanse of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make friends with fellow players who will help you navigate the ups and downs of virtual life.

Need a break from the monotony of your present existence? Our server is the perfect escape! Embark on wild adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even tame a virtual bear or two. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to crushing loneliness. Our robot friends are waiting for you!

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Real Minecraft SMP Player

Authenticity, authenticity test, fact-checking, factual evidence, genuine, genuine or fake, genuine or not, is this real?, Minecraft, player, questioning reality, real, Real Life, real or fake, Real World, reality check, reality checkup, reality verification, realness, skepticism, smp, Truth or fiction, truth-seeking, verifying reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and have epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a mustache and a top hat. We have secret underground disco parties where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a hoot and a half!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant flying squid.

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CraftyLoveLand

Communication Issues, compromise, CraftyLoveLand, Cultural differences, dealbreaker, Family Support, home country, hypothetical scenarios, LDR, long-distance relationship, love, move back, partner, personal boundaries, refusing, Safety concerns, settling down, student visa, third-world country, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and hypotheticals of real life relationships! Join us and build your dream world where you never have to worry about settling in a third world country for love.

On our server, you can create your own paradise away from unsafe environments and unreliable extended family members. Say goodbye to dealing with visa and loan setbacks, because in our world, anything is possible!

Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for wanting to live in a better place, because here, we support your decision to prioritize your safety and happiness. Build your future without any dealbreakers holding you back, and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your happily ever after, one block at a time!

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CraftyDating SMP

Casual, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, CraftyDating, DATING, dating advice, dating definition, dating meaning, emotional connection, Exclusivity, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, romance, shopping, smp, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Who needs commitment when you can have a virtual wedding in the Nether?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you can “shop” for your perfect partner by trading rare items and enchantments. Casual dating? More like casual mining for diamonds together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, communication style, compatibility, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, feel bad, Honesty, hygiene, Manners, personality traits, Pet Peeves, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, turn off, turn offs in a partner, turn-ons, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the best parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator arenas, and even discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve seen a chicken riding a rollercoaster, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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