SisSassCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SisSassCraft

basic skills, Boundaries, car repairs, Communication, Disappointment, family, flat tire, girly-girl, handyman, Help, Jerk, Laughter, learning, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, roadside assistance, Role Model, Siblings, SisSassCraft, teaching

Are you tired of being the only male role model in your sister’s life? Do you want to show her the ropes of car maintenance but she just wants to drive around with her friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that frustration in a virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own car from scratch and teach your sister a lesson by making her change the virtual tires herself! No more getting stranded in the rain with no help in sight, she’ll have to learn the hard way in our pixelated paradise.

And if your mom starts lecturing you about not helping your sister, just tell her you’re too busy crafting your next masterpiece on our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

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Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Skills & Jobs: Level up unique abilities and take on jobs to earn in-game currency. Auction House: Buy and sell rare items with other players. Over 400 Custom Enchants: Discover new ways to enhance your gear! Medium to Hard Economy: Make every trade count in a balanced and challenging economy. Custom World Generation: Explore a unique world like no other. Updates Voted by YOU! We listen to the community and let you decide on major updates! Events Every 2 Weeks: Regular events to keep things fresh and exciting! Travelling Shopkeeper: Appears randomly with different prices than the main shop – keep an eye out for great deals!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

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StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

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KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

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TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

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Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

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