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SisSass Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	3076	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!

Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	9039
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	285
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Items Found:	2530
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	286
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	6481	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2191
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!