imagine zooming around on a motorcycle, dodging bullets and blowing stuff up with ur comrades. it’s like a mix of call of duty and mario kart, but in minecraft!
join now to experience the thrill of battle, the rush of adrenaline, and the satisfaction of being part of the most badass army in the world. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they were part of a motorcycle assault unit in the russian army? it’s like the ultimate bragging rights.
so what are u waiting for? join now and show the world that u have what it takes to be a true warrior on the front lines!
if u join now, u will be blessed by the great cheese god who will grant u the power to fly on a giant taco. u will also get a pet dragon that farts fireballs and a talking parrot that only speaks in puns.
but beware, there is a secret dungeon filled with evil llamas who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn them into socks. only the bravest of players can defeat them and claim the legendary sock sword as their prize.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of potatoes! who needs intuition when u have a potato telling u what to do?!
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.
but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
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| Location | Dallas, USA |
| About | Founded in April 2019, Straight Up is an anarchy server that provides a laid-back survival experience close to vanilla Minecraft. |
No, land claims or land protection is not permitted on Straight Up. PvP and griefing are allowed.
No, there are no world resets on Straight Up. The server has been around for a long time without world resets.
There are minor quality of life changes such as being able to obtain player heads by killing them and using cookies to prevent phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
Yes, there are unobtrusive but effective anti-cheat measures in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
No, there are no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home, and there are no economy plugins or factions. Straight Up aims to provide a vanilla survival experience without any alterations.