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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 476 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 2471 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
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