SisBlockGate Minecraft Servers

SisBlockGate Minecraft Servers

  • SisBlockGate: AITA?

    SisBlockGate: AITA?
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5030
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of my wife’s sister moving in with us.

    Need a break from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted houseguests.

    Looking for a place to unleash your frustrations? Join us and take out your anger by battling mobs and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to blow up?

    Don’t worry about paying rent or bills on our server – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game. Plus, our virtual food is anything but bland, so you can fuel up for your next adventure without any complaints.

    So come on over and join our server for a crazy good time. Just remember, we may not help with groceries or cook, but we sure know how to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GalacticGals vs AstroBros

    GalacticGals vs AstroBros
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3085
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Mines Excavated: 2160
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTomodachiMC Server

    CraftyTomodachiMC Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2720
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

    CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4272
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Potions Brewed: 90 Towns Built: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

    So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoundary

    BlockyBoundary
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4355
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

    Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

    Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FearToFun Minecraft Server

    FearToFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5364
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

    We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedTricks

    BlockyBedTricks
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 312
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

    MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 687
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBattlesMC

    BlockyBattlesMC
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4247
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Votes: 3461 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlumJuiceCraft

    PlumJuiceCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6578
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Potions Brewed: 152
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

    GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2940
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Runes Activated: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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