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SisBirthBeforeParentsLOL Minecraft Servers

  • SisBirthBeforeParentsLOL

    SisBirthBeforeParentsLOL
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3365
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with boomer parents who think they know everything about babies and birth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build a virtual hospital where only cool and supportive family members are allowed to visit. No more dealing with parents who think they know better than the doctors!

    Plus, you can create a special ward just for your sister and her new baby, where only the most respectful players are allowed to enter. Say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.

    Join now and let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, emotions are regulated, and everyone gets to enjoy the magic of birth without any unnecessary drama. See you in the game!

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  • Chudville Minecraft Server

    Chudville Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

    Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

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  • Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

    Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

    3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

    4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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  • Elven Design Minecraft Server

    Elven Design Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1299
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Gods Slained: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Animals Bred: 71 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

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  • Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

    Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7266
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

    Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

    Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

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  • Noob Haven Minecraft Server

    Noob Haven Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8764
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1613
    Zombie Dances: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

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  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7015
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

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  • Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

    Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8312
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

    Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1132
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 317
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mines Excavated: 4202
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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  • VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

    VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 688
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9360
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Towns Built: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Dimension Hops: 14 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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