SirYakari vs NOOB Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	3390	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	8092

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9092	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crops Grown:	1341	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7290
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

GraveyardRaveyard

burial, burial alternatives, burial costs, burial industry, burial plots, burial practices, burial traditions, cemetery space, comfy place, cremation, death traditions, eco-friendly burial, environmental impact, Forgotten, funeral expenses, future generations, GraveyardRaveyard, green burial, insult, liveable space, sustainable burial

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyAnxietyGAD

anxiety treatment, clinical trials, Constructive, CraftyAnxietyGAD, drug development, End-of-Phase 2, FDA, FDA Approval, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, Healthcare, innovation, Meeting, mental health, MindMed, MM120, Neuropharmacology, pharmaceutical, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.

PoppinCraft

Backpacks, Chestshop, Community, Friendly staff, growing server, Land Claim, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Plugins, PoppinCraft, Shops, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	111	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

New survival server with a great community and awesome plugins such as McMMO, backpacks , land claim, and more! Come enjoy a fresh start with a friendly staff and a growing server!

poppincraft.apexmc.co

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives, build plots, and maybe even play Minecraft, who knows

BUILD, lives, Minecraft, Network, Play, Plots, steal, torrent

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Items Found:	8943	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cross-play Lifesteal MMORPG
Features	Custom bosses, 3D models, regenerating loot chests
Launch Date	June 1st
Other Servers	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the server?	torrentsmp.com
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/torrent
When did the server launch?	June 1st
What servers are available besides the MMORPG?	SMP (no world resets) and a creative plot server

RoboPup Minecraft Server

$1600 robot, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Balaji Srinivasan, Boston Dynamics, Chinese Killer Dog Robot, chinese technology, Cutting Edge, engineering advancements, Future Tech, futuristic, innovation, killer robots, machine learning, Minecraft, RoboPup, robot apocalypse, robotics, Server, Tech News, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want something more exciting and challenging? Look no further than our server, where we are better and tougher than Boston Dynamics robots! Our players are so skilled, they could probably outsmart a robot any day. Join us and witness the chaos as we take on the machines and come out victorious. Who needs a robot uprising when you have us? Join now and show those robots who’s boss!

Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCraze, Decision making, drug addiction, emotional toll., family dynamics, Girlfriend, Home ownership, household responsibilities, late father, living arrangements, Minecraft, not giving up space, personal space, property rights, Server, sibling relationships, stepchildren, WIBTA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with unwanted roommates like in this crazy real-life story! Join us and never worry about your brother’s drug-fueled benders or his girlfriend moving in with her three kids without your consent.

🤪 Build your dream home without the drama of being told you’re selfish for wanting your own space. On our server, you can expand as much as you want without anyone asking you to give up your storage room for a random kid.

😎 So come on over and escape the insanity of real life by joining our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! Let’s block and roll, baby!

GFNickNameDrama

aita, apologies, bisexuality, Boundaries, close friend, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, exploring sexuality, facing fears, Fault, GFNickNameDrama, nicknames, passed away, PLATONIC, pushing boundaries, relationship, Restaurant, sore spot, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2858
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like Sally pushing OP to face his fears of exploring his bisexuality. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

We promise that you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how OP couldn’t predict Sally’s sudden nickname calling. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on with us?

So come on, join our server and let go of your fears, just like OP had to do with his past with Ben. Don’t be second to a dead guy, be the star of your own Minecraft journey with us!