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CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	4802	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1703
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7845	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1164	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Bank, Bounty, BUILD, Challenging, Connect, corporate, Create, Dead, Farms, fellow players, Generators, INCREASE, Journey, Minecraft, Minions, Plugin, productivity, Server, smp, snitches, Survival, Surviving, Thrive, Version, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	997
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, CraftyCreeper2027, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 202730855, novel, page-turner, puzzling, secret, smp, Suspense, suspenseful storytelling, Thriller, Ultimate, unknown identity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3039

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.