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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9503 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 666311 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.
Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!
And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.
