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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	582	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3586
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	178	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1524
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	140
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!