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X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5107	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Dragon Eggs Found:	9412

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	6645
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Items Found:	2160
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!