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Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Benchmark, chocobos, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, game is dead, Linkshells, Lodestone, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.0, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, XIV, xivg

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8311	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	90
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

BoomBlockz, Chinese immigrants, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, derogatory comments, discrimination, fear, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, immigration, Int, intolerance, offensive language, racism, Social Issues, Tread, Xenophobia, Years

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7634	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!