SIR DO NOT edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booboo Builders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their rebellion or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. But beware, the Diamond Pig is also known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3356	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	112312

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crops Grown:	4961
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	559680	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!

NoTouchyCraft

acquaintances, Boundaries, comfort zone, Communication, Companionship, emotional bonds, emotional intimacy, friendship, long-term connections, loyalty, mutual respect, non-physical connections, NoTouchyCraft, personal space, platonic relationships, Respect, social norms, socializing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick house, when suddenly you see this player who’s been on the server for years but you’ve never even touched them! like, what even is that? it’s like they’re a ghost or something, just floating around, never interacting with anyone. it’s so mysterious and intriguing, you just have to join the server to see if you can finally make contact with this elusive player. who knows, maybe they’re actually a secret agent or a wizard in disguise! come join the server and unravel the mystery of the untouchable player!