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SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Emeralds Found:	2244
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3465

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3526
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Votes:	2379
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Dimension Hops:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

Alliance, debut, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense ministers, defense policy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, first time, foreign policy, global affairs, historic event, international relations, Meeting, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, S.Korea, S.Koreas, SECURITY, south korea, summit meeting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	1760	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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