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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6288 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7057 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
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