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SipSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	905	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only beverage allowed is unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of majestic unicorns, giving you endless energy and sparkles to conquer the virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures and quests to collect more unicorn tears, but beware of the evil griefer who is trying to steal them all for himself. Will you be able to protect the tears and save the day?

So come on, join us and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs water when you have unicorn tears to quench your thirst and fuel your gaming adventures?

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7916	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	6238
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	173	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Farms Harvested:	291	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Join our server with hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS! We’ve got Hiodoshi Ao, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed. Otonose Kanade builds houses faster than you can say “Redstone.” And Ichijou Ririka? She’s the queen of pranking other players.

But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6927	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

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45.93.200.11:25579

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like Devil May Cry meets a twisted version of Twilight! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and merch that will make you smell like cheeb eurobeat (whatever that means). Plus, we have plushies of me and my bean wife, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentine’s merch – it’s to die for! So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!