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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	167	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	6269
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2146
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	2134

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	654	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	663
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	810
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	5287	Villages Defended:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!