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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9549 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 983 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.