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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8468 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.