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CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6654
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	437	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Farms Harvested:	168	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6229
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Potions Brewed:	135
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	8810
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!