Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2019
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	742	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyParkingZone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Zombie Dances:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?

CraftyCreeperz2021

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so like, u know how biden was all like “yo, iran be actin’ sus”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got all the deets on that drama. join us and uncover the mystery of the iranian attack while building a giant statue of biden riding a llama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the spawn area, u’ll unlock special powers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

GameMagicCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most INSANE game magic you’ve ever seen! our server is like a glitch in the matrix, bending the laws of physics and reality to create a mind-blowing gaming experience.

imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.

our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!

Harvest SMP: Where we mine, laugh, and pretend we’re on Hermitcraft but without the fancy title

anti cheat, Challenges, Community, custom models, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Dynmap, elytra trims, Events, Fancy, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, LAUGH, Minigames, Mods, PRETEND, Redstone, resourcepacks, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Title, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

Features

Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.

We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.

We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

Whitelist Application

We have set up an application process in our Discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/TEqQJNcT

In the Welcome channel, just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Harvest SMP server?	To join, you need to apply through our Discord server. Simply join our Discord and follow the instructions for the application process.
What is the age requirement for joining Harvest SMP?	Harvest SMP is an 18+ server, but we do not verify your age. We trust that you are telling the truth.
Are mods and resource packs required to play on the server?	No, mods and resource packs are optional on Harvest SMP. They are mainly for quality of life and custom textures.
How long does a season on Harvest SMP typically last?	Previous seasons have lasted around a year before a reset. The goal for Season 3 is to have a long-term world.
What kind of experience level is welcome on Harvest SMP?	All experience levels are welcome on Harvest SMP. Whether you are a veteran player or new to the game, you are welcome to join.

RahXephonMC – Dive into the unknown!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	722	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you ready to dive into a world where giant mechs battle it out in epic showdowns? Well, strap in because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to pilot your very own mechs and engage in intense battles with other players! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with action and excitement, then join us on our server and prepare for the ultimate RahXephon experience!

TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

ShroomyDishDrama

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Animals Bred:	79	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can plant mushrooms in your roommate’s dirty dishes? Look no further! Join our server for some epic pranks and drama that will make your real life problems seem tame in comparison.

We offer a unique experience where you can grow fungi in your friend’s kitchenware and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew that a simple mushroom could lead to a breakup? Only on our server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to stir up some trouble like never before. Just be prepared for the consequences, as things can get pretty wild in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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