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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1370 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 5721 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and try not to get blown up by TNT traps. And every full moon, we have a giant chicken jousting tournament where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. It’s wild, man.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now or miss out on all the insanity, bro!