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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2392 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1867 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?
Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.
So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.