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  • The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

    The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5794
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    The Last Kingdom SMP

    Server Features [17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
    Description Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
    Server Info • 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

    Rules:

    • No griefing, burning or exploding things
    • Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
    • No hacking or Xray
    • A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

    Joining Information:

    1. Join discord here
    2. Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
    3. Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

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  • Welcome to AzureSMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than getting into a shopping mall on Black Friday! 🛍️

    Welcome to AzureSMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than getting into a shopping mall on Black Friday! 🛍️
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7639
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

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    About Us:
    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
    Our Ideas:
    Here at Azure, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, Axgraves.
    Community:
    At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:
    Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
    Application Process:
    Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does the server operate on? The server operates on Java 1.20.4.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? While there are no strict age restrictions, the majority of our players are aged 18 and above.
    Does the server have any game-altering plugins? No, we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems to preserve the Vanilla Minecraft experience.
    How can I apply to join the server? To apply, familiarize yourself with the server rules, complete the application process on Discord, and ensure your application reflects your passion for Minecraft and our community.
    Can I invite friends to join the server? We encourage players to invite friends who share the same values and commitment to fostering a positive and engaging community.

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  • SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!

    SolarionSMP: Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera! Join our java-tastic adult community today!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7889
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21

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    Welcome to Solarion SMP

    About Us
    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
    Our Vision
    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
    ˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    ˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
    ˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
    ˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is Solarion SMP? Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy.
    What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on? We operate on Java 1.20.4
    What is the application process like? The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission.

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  • SolarionSMP: Where the mobs are creepier than your neighbors!

    SolarionSMP: Where the mobs are creepier than your neighbors!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2932
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 256 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

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    Solarion SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Version Java 1.20.4
    Plugins Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, Axgraves

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Solarion SMP?

    Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server inspired by the Hermitcraft community, offering a diverse and welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds.

    What plugins are used on Solarion SMP?

    Solarion SMP utilizes various plugins including Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves to enhance gameplay while preserving the Vanilla Minecraft experience.

    How can I join the Solarion SMP server?

    To join Solarion SMP, you must go through a comprehensive whitelist process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft and the community, and join the Discord platform for seamless access to the application process.

    What is the age requirement for joining Solarion SMP?

    Solarion SMP predominantly welcomes players aged 18 and above to ensure a mature, engaging, and delightful community atmosphere.

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  • SolarionSMP: The Minecraft Server for Grown-Up Gamers with Community Focus and Some Java Juice

    SolarionSMP: The Minecraft Server for Grown-Up Gamers with Community Focus and Some Java Juice
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 5937
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Vanishing Items Found: 2

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    Welcome to Solarion SMP

    ━━━━━━━━━╰┈➤ ❝ https://discord.gg/cE9GnJchR4

    About Us

    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

    Our Vision

    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

    Drop Heads Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    SinglePlayerSleep Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
    DiscordSRV Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
    Coreprotect Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
    Simple VoiceChat Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
    Axgraves Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

    Community

    At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

    Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

    Application Process:

    Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

    Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

    Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

    In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

    To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

    ╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

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  • Sunshine Squad: The Minecraft Server for Senior Citizens with a secret love for hip-hop

    Sunshine Squad: The Minecraft Server for Senior Citizens with a secret love for hip-hop
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5920
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 7094 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

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    Welcome to Solarion SMP

    ━━━━━━━━━╰┈➤ ❝ https://discord.gg/cE9GnJchR4

    About Us

    We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.

    Our Vision

    Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

    Drop Heads Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
    SinglePlayerSleep Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
    DiscordSRV Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
    Coreprotect Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
    Simple VoiceChat Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
    Axgraves Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death

    Community

    At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

    Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

    Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

    Application Process

    Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

    • Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
    • Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
    • In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

    To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

    ╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

    ╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

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  • Blocky Bro Banter

    Blocky Bro Banter
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6268
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

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  • DownUnderSpyCraft

    DownUnderSpyCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5249
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1463
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Animals Bred: 186
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

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    so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

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  • ”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

    ”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7023
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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  • MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

    MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 7652
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

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  • WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

    WifelessWonders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

    Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

    Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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  • Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

    Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 830
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

    Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

    When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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  • BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

    BuddyBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9722
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Crops Grown: 9454 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

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  • AutoTuneAnthem

    AutoTuneAnthem
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6051
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

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  • CraftyConvictsMC

    CraftyConvictsMC
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 1152
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4754 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

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    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

    Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

    So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
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    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
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