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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6805 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.
So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!