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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9044 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your identity around being a master builder, a redstone genius, or a PvP champion. No more cringey “I’m the father that stepped up” nonsense, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, our server is filled with white nationalist cuck types who advocate for men to wife up single creepers instead of being passport bros because of “muh white race.” It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be paying for another man’s children.
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