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The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	915724	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9493
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5766
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	276

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	623224	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	605
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.