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Laid by Dad Jokes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9891	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Geyser – Macaroni Land

Active, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Decorated, discord server, DiSRuPtiON, flair, Friends, Geyser, java, Land, Link, MACARONI, minecraft server, mod team, Playerbase, regulated, Roles, semi anarchy, Spawn, vanity link

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	93	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchic Modded
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Mods	Incendium, Terralith
Community	Thriving Discord Community
Spawn	Delightfully Decorated

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Macaroni Land server, please join our Discord server and familiarize yourself with the roles. Make friends and enjoy the community atmosphere! Join using the vanity link “macaroni” or by clicking here.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as Incendium and Terralith, adding a unique flair to the gameplay experience.

Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

Yes, we have a diligent moderation team that is active around the clock to ensure a well-regulated server environment and minimize disruptions.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

Yes, the Macaroni Land server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms for your convenience.

Rainbow Sky Realms 1.21.3

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, because NijiEN has stopped losing subs, like what even is reality anymore? It’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a community that defies all logic and reason? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude!

FirstGameMC SMP

childhood memories, classic PC games, computer games, early gaming experiences, early pc gaming, favorite childhood game, first game, first gaming experience, first pc game, FirstGameMC, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pc game, PC Gaming, retro gaming, smp, video games, vintage pc games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with Endermen and have llama races through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe jousting tournaments we have every Friday night.

Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world that will give you infinite health and make you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s gooooooo!

MinecraftMysteryQuest

conundrum, Curiosity, deep dive, discovery, Enigma, fascination, Intrigue, investigation, MinecraftMysteryQuest, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Puzzles, Quest, questions, Riddles, Secrets, unexplained, unknown, unsolved, Wonder

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the real world searching for answers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your mystery-solving dreams! Join us and uncover the secrets of the elusive pink sheep that only come out at midnight to dance the Macarena. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a lifetime supply of dirt blocks). So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Creeper Ward Adventures

“Youth, admissions, adolescent health, Adventures, creeper, Eating disorders, england, general acute medical wards, girls aged 11-15, Healthcare, healthcare system, hospitalization, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health concerns, psychiatric disorders, public health, research, statistics, trends, ward, young people

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Revolution

Abilities, Adventure, armor, Classes, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Monsters, ONLINE, Other, PvP, Quests, Races, revolution, RPG, Server, Skills, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, anthropology, Behavior, beta males, Chad, Craft, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Females, gender dynamics, Hierarchy, mating, monke, monogamy, relationships, Reproduction, research, RETURN, RIGHTS, selectivity, society, Sociology, study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

aita, amazing woman, anger, booster seat, comfort, DATING, family conflict, Fight, GFsParentsMadMC, girlfriend’s parents, Grandparents, Kids, lashed out, relationship, Safety, seatbelt, upsetting, Visit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, comfort food, craving, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary pleasure, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, EternalEatsMC, Favorite Food, Food, Hunger, indulgence, lifelong food, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5116	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave

Aging population, community support, crimes, criminal behavior, elderly care, elderly loneliness, elderly women, ElderlyCrimeWave, Friends, friendship, health care, healthcare access, Japan, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness intervention, mental health, Mental well-being, Prison, prison system, PrisonCraft, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9291	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	New Chunks Explored:	635953
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4232
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!