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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1609 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
