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Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	9418	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	210242
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	1082
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Enchantments Applied:	278
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	765164
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	2199	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	2181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

“Youth, 21, 27, 6 years old, aging, Board, BoomerCraft, digital age, first time, generation, internet culture, meme, memes, Memories, Nostalgia, Online Community, Server, social media, Throwback, time flies, trends, viral, Zoomer, zoomer meme

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

bad thing, Communication, efficiency, Faster, Fun, Gender Roles, HOURS, INSTANT, Instantly, InstaReplyCraft, Join, medication, mental health, messages, OCD, Perception, quick response, Replies, Reply, Respond, social norms, stigma, Technology, Texting, Waiting, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

Adventures, Anime, anticipation, Characters, Colmar, community discussions, Continuation, Craftybunnies, Development, Expectations, fan theories, Future, Gochiusa, Gochūmon wa Usagi desu ka, Manga adaptation, new season, Plot, Sequel, series, speculation, Starting Life In Colmar, Storyline, Upcoming

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!