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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2954 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
